My Favorite Vegan Memes

June 16, 2025

I Don’t Eat Anything That Poops: A Simple Truth Behind Vegan Living

This playful statement, “I don’t eat anything that poops,” delivers a surprisingly powerful ethical message. It cuts through the noise with humor, simplicity, and an unshakable logic. Animals are not objects. They are conscious beings with feelings, families, and yes, bodily functions. If it poops, it lives. If it lives, it matters.

Choosing not to eat animals is more than a dietary preference. It is a refusal to commodify life. We have normalized slaughterhouses, suffering, and systemic cruelty under the banner of “tradition” and “taste.” But once we connect the dots between what is on our plate and who had to die for it, many of us begin to shift.

This mug reminds us that compassion does not have to be complicated. You do not need to be an expert to know that eating someone who had a heartbeat is not right. Just like you would not eat your dog, you would not eat a pig if you truly saw them for who they are.

It is funny, yes. But it is also a quiet revolution. One sip at a time.